holy hell, it doesn't look real, but from eye witness accounts, it just might be...
Need rice for your bonne?
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
I knew pat liked mods, but that's ridiculous...
i kidd...
holy hell, it doesn't look real, but from eye witness accounts, it just might be...
holy hell, it doesn't look real, but from eye witness accounts, it just might be...
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Seeing that brought a tear to my eye and made my head hurt 

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fuelforthesoul1999 wrote:Sapphire, of course, god that's the automobile equivalent of Halle Berry, you just want her.......
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Ahh dangit, well the secret's out I guess. So I take it you guys don't like me new car?

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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Radomir?

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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
No, mine isn't painted yet.
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Wow, I just don't know, I wasn't even sure that it was a Bonneville. I could see someone doing that to maybe a Grand Am, but not a $34,000+ sedan.
Well, I've had my entertainment for the evening.
Well, I've had my entertainment for the evening.
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
This guy would definetly be the best in the "WTF was I thinking?" mods... category. 
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Triple wing over the stock spoiler.
Way to harness all that down force.
Fail.
Way to harness all that down force.
Fail.

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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
lolwutnicklikesmilk wrote:honestly it doesn't look THAT bad, it just looks like the owner went overborad. if he turned down the ridiculous, it'd actually look pretty sweet.
I think if I came upon that car I'd have a hard time controlling my laughter.
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Well... at least its done better than what some dolt here in town did with some sheet metal, spray paint, and rivets...
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"Energy and Persistence Conquer all Things" --Benjamin Franklin
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fbn8248
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
I think doing that to a bonneville earns you a BEATING bigtime!! 
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Radomir, then, should be running scared! Not for ricing, but for other offenses to his poor Bonneville.fbn8248 wrote:I think doing that to a bonneville earns you a BEATING bigtime!!
PontiacDad at WCBF `08: "By any chance, was his name. . .Radomir?"
R.I.P. 10/31/15: 1997 SE: "Silver Shadow"
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
My Bonneville likes it. 
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
it must be a glutton for punishmentradomirthegreat wrote:My Bonneville likes it.
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
He put a lot of work into that riced out Bonne.
Ya, it looks bad but just look at the detail.
It's only temporary and was probably done as a lure to entice some competition. Rice would never attempt to try and take on an actual SSEi but if one disguises it as just another ricer, then.......
Ya, it looks bad but just look at the detail.
It's only temporary and was probably done as a lure to entice some competition. Rice would never attempt to try and take on an actual SSEi but if one disguises it as just another ricer, then.......

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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
May the white curse gods strike upon this car and put it out of it's misery!!!
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Looks like somethign u would see on the transformers.
Not a good look for the bonnie
Not a good look for the bonnie
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
Bonneville + Rice = Fail
I don't think i can put into words my feelings on that car but closest thing i can think of is nauseating... maybe I'm finally starting to show my age
I don't think i can put into words my feelings on that car but closest thing i can think of is nauseating... maybe I'm finally starting to show my age

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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
That would have been a featured car on the old Beaterz web site.....anyone else remember that site? the female Civic....the Toaster, etc. Ah the good old days of bad rice.
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Re: Need rice for your bonne?
just like mines likes the Ford badges i put on herradomirthegreat wrote:My Bonneville likes it.

